yeeitsanna:

i reblog this every single time

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sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

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Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

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darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

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purococo:

psyces:

sex-high:

superhobbitwhomerlockpotter:

say-ton:

how could u not reblog this

If I didn’t know this was batman, I would have said it looked like a mans slow decent into madness

Yes, you’re right. That’s batman…

This is perfect

yes, batman. you’re so right.

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have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

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heartless:

Shall I compare dat ass to a summer’s day?

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pale-priincess:

oldvibes:

i love this so much omg

x

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